you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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