I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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