This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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