i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
sex in a hospital.. check
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
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