after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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