I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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