Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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