Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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