ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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