Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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