When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
