Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
