Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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