You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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