Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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