As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
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