I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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