I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Randomize
