gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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