Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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