no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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