I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
So squirting runs in the family.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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