Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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