is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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