I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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