windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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