What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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