So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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