I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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