Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
its not stalking. its research.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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