youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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