Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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