UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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