i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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