I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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