People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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