My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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