Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
