just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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