Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
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