Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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