if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
