I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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