hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Randomize
