so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
the day after is always just damage control
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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