dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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