i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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