Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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