'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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