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say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
do nipples grow back?
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