Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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