loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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