i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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